Stop for a moment and just imagine what it would be like to have a visibly harder, higher, perkier set of glutes in as little as 6 weeks. 

Everything you wear suddenly looks better! But this is way better than a BBL, because it’s real, it’s natural and it’s all you.  

Instead of being relegated to saggy bum mum jeans status, you can be that annoying humble-bragger asking: “does anyone know where I can find jeans that actually fit for people with a small waist and a big booty?”

Or you could still wear gym tights for practically every occasion, except now people won’t think “God she’s lazy”. 

Instead they’ll think “If I looked like that in tights I’d bloody wear them every day too!” 

And don’t even try to pretend you’ll be upset when women at the resort pool are hating you for the way you look in that bikini. And really hating how their husbands notice the same thing…

All of that is absolutely going to happen when you build a powerful set of glutes. We’re talking about the kind of gym-built physique that everyone respects and is envious of because it’s earned, not bought. 

You will no longer be just one of the gals at the group fitness class once you flaunt amazing body-shaping results that everyone will immediately notice. 

You’ll suddenly be approached by people at the gym asking if you’re a personal trainer, and most importantly, “what your secret is”.

I 100% know that is going to happen, because my clients tell me it happens to them all the time. 

Here's two more examples from literally today, as I type!

The system I have developed over 15 years of coaching is that secret that everyone wants to know.  

I’ve helped thousands of women like you achieve incredible transformations and you can do it too! 

The Granite Guide to Glutes of Glory is an intense distillation of all my experience into 5 simple learning modules. 

In them is everything you need to know about building the booty beautiful. 

I have kept it in plain English; no excess anatomical or fitness industry jargon. 

 It is everything you need to know, and nothing you don’t.

#granitebooty!

While creating this course, for a laugh I asked ChatGPT to write a glute-specific training program. 

It was so bad I told the AI to “not quit its day job”! 

And then it hit me – What the artificial intelligence did was collate all the information on the internet about growing glutes. 

That’s why what it came up with was 10% sensible and 90% garbage…because that’s what you will find on the internet if you go looking! 

If AI can’t discern the facts from fiction, how can you be expected to? 

That’s when I really really knew how valuable this glute building guide was going to be. 

After watching these simple video lessons you will take a massive leap in understanding and make powerful progress. 15 years of expertise downloaded into your brain, easily and FAST.  

Here are four examples of women who had "worked out" for 10 or 20 or more years...and what happened when they finally experienced #thegraniteeffect...

Heather after just 6 weeks...and then after only 14 weeks! 

This is Brodie after only 8 weeks!?!

This is Liz after 20 weeks!

This is Shae after only 6 weeks. At age 40 her cellulite disappeared and never returned!

This isn’t just another exercise plan. It’s a fully-loaded glute growth system designed to educate, program, and fire up your results.

 Here’s what you’re getting:

5 Structured Learning Modules Laid out clearly so you know exactly what to do, when, and why.

11 Deep-Dive Educational Videos Covering everything you actually need to know:

• The Granite Method (your blueprint for glute gains)
• Proper weight training technique
• How to actually use booty bands without wasting time
• Basic glute anatomy & function Genetics, shape, and what’s realistic
• Cellulite, sculpting, and more

• Common mistakes to avoid 
• Pro-level tweaks to maximise results
• Coaching cues you won’t find on TikTok

• 3 levels of glute/leg training (2–4x per week)
• 3 levels of booty band workouts ("Firestarter", "Burn Junkie" & "Pyromaniac")
• 2 variations of upper body workouts (for the balanced baddies)

• Dozens of inspiring real-client transformation photos
• Case studies showing exactly how others succeeded
• Thousands of words of extra info, tips, and clarifications
• And yes… millions of Coach Deasy's finest jokes and puns — because your heavy duty booty work needs some light comic relief

You will be shocked at the results you get when know how it is really done.

Try not to be too mad about all the time and effort you've wasted in the past...

This is really it. The real deal.

This is the look behind the Wizard of Oz’s curtain to see how we created all these masterpieces for all these years.

Ready to build your own Glorious Glutes?

This is your sign. The step-by-step guide to sculpted, strong, head-turning glutes is right here.

And for launch week only, it’s just $89 (instead of the usual $119).

You’ll get the full Granite method:

Smart, progressive training
Clear instructions + demos
Realistic results without the BBL or shapewear nonsense
And yes, booty bands done properly

 No fluff. No gimmicks. Just glute gains.

 $89. One-time payment. Lifetime access.